This is awesome. I wear jeans and play video games every single day, but it’s op-eds like this that restore an element of fun to American bipartisanship. Sure, Will thinks I’m a shabby longhair and have no regard for personal standards, while I think Will is an increasingly irrelevant and careerist moron. At the end of the day, though, it is so fucking fun to terrorize the other side about points like this. And anyway, who’s to say that we can’t still be friends? Will and I both enjoy baseless speculation concerning things we know nothing about.