– It is one thing that Charles Mingus wrote a short guide about how to toilet train your cat. It is another thing entirely that Achewood didn’t make up the fact that his cat was named Nightlife.
Reblogging because I mention this to at least one person a week, and they always think I’m CRAZY.
I really wanted to train my cats to use the toilet, but after reading all these guides where people had to sit in the...
The fact that this exists is like the most perfectly-crafted Madlibs come true.