Editor’s Note: This has been sitting in my drafts for months. It is a true story. I can’t remember what the other thing that happened was.
- Not long after eating lunch, I felt something amiss in one of my teeth. After picking at it, I managed to shake loose a small, hard piece of metal.
“Oh no,” I thought. “I’ve lost a filling.”
“Wait a minute,” I thought. “I don’t have any fillings.”
“Wait a minute,” I thought. “That’s a piece of foil from my burrito.”