Silver Shampoo - Dogs

I had one dog, now I have two dogs
very, very simple math
I had one dog now I have two dogs
I’m going to give them a bath
I scrub and I scrub please run and hide
I filled up the tub till both dogs died

till both dogs died

This song goes out to the two five-star dogs that have been hanging around our office lately: Camby (semi-inexplicably named after second-tier NBA star Marcus Camby) and Biggie (inexplicably named after The Notorious B.I.G.)