August 05, 2012

“And they do have girlfriends. For the past eight months Mr. Brown has been dating Monica Ross, 25, a bartender and actress. “She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar,” said Mr. Brown of the night they met.”

– Okay, Rick Brown. Fine. You might have gotten a trend piece written about how you and your friends are weird and kind of regressive. That type of thing can happen if you’re not careful. The important thing is that you successfully snuck a Human League reference into the New York Times.

 
  1. kellydeal said: That much is true.
  2. dynamofire said: i cannot even read past the nut graf omg
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