“Yea yea this jacket is tha sh** yo. Mad ladies be all up on my d like what!? And there like its cause of the jacket. This jacket single handedly change my s.e.x. life from zero to hero. Thank you Obey and Urban Outfitters for drastically improving my life.”

– Urbanoutfitters.com username “Akamine,” on the jacket I swear I was considering purchasing before I even read this.