“This is an extremely strong beer; it should be enjoyed in small servings and with an air of aristocratic nonchalance. In exactly the same manner that you would enjoy a fine whisky, a Frank Zappa album or a visit from a friendly yet anxious ghost.”

– A warning on the label of the 32% ABV BrewDog “Tactical Nuclear Penguin” beer, currently the world’s strongest. I believe this is the best copy I have ever read.