“James Frey can gargle my balls and play tongue darts with my ass. I’d like to break him into a million little pieces. I don’t have to make up my story it’s all true, every fucking word, I lived it. In fact I had to tone some of it down because I didn’t think people would believe me.”

– Mike Edison, author of I Have Fun Everywhere I Go: Savage Tales of Pot, Porn, Punk Rock, Pro Wrestling, Talking Apes, Evil Bosses, Dirty Blues, American Heroes, and the Most Notorious Magazines in the World.