“I’ve never seen so many sick weirdos gathered in one place. They’re all doing drugs all day. They have their hair dyed and tattoos so they can’t have a job so they’re all living on public assistance…They love Obama and the leftists and hate police power. They’re carefree people. If I lived there a day, I tell you I would be in jail for murder.”

– Conservative talk show host Jay Mundy, making Williamsburg, NYC seem a lot cooler than it actually is.