“It’s honestly, no joking, it’s A Moon For The Misbegotten but it’s done by the Puppetry Of The Penis guys. So it’s a new spin on that. Yeah, anyway, I really do apologize. I’m sorry, I do gotta go. But I will just say I’m really looking forward to meeting Bob. I’ve heard really great things. I know Chicago very well, and outside of the amount of blacks, it’s just a wonderful, wonderful city. I gotta go, bye, sorry. [Hangs up.]”

– David Cross, to the Onion’s Decider, on his upcoming show with Bob Odenkirk at Chicago’s Sketchfest.