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As someone who grew up in the Constitution State, I probably find the Condo Fucks’ Connecticut-based humor funnier than a lot of people. That said, when I see them in a couple of weeks I’m going to yell for “Bristol Breakout” until my throat is hoarse. The old hometown hasn’t given me much to be proud of since Stuart Scott stopped hosting SportsCenter, and I’ll take what I can get.