July 2009
35 posts
Gregg Turkington - Pickle Potato
If...
June 2009
27 posts
Lovage - Sex (I’m A)
I’m no Mike Patton...
“We uploaded nude topless pics today. This is the first app to have nudity,”
– Hottest Girls developer Allen Leung, in response to Apple recently permitting, uh, nudity in iPhone apps.
“When it comes to the real needs and concerns of South Carolinians, Mark Sanford...”
– South Carolina Democratic Party Chair Carol Fowler, to CNN.
“He knew he was the man. He was the man on East Seventh Street. Everybody just...”
– East Villager Betty Knapp, on Pretty Boy the cat, who recently passed away at the (approximate) age of 22.
“I’ve never seen so many sick weirdos gathered in one place. They’re...”
– Conservative talk show host Jay Mundy, making Williamsburg, NYC seem a lot cooler than it actually is.
“It’s honestly, no joking, it’s A Moon For The Misbegotten but it’s done by the...”
– David Cross, to the Onion’s Decider, on his upcoming show with Bob Odenkirk at Chicago’s Sketchfest.
Chris Knox - Meat
Knox had a stroke recently but...
“They’re not even gonna hit the ground. The boxes from the truck will literally...”
– Kanye West, on how quickly his “Air Yeezy” shoes will sell out. Equivocating as usual.
“You take the chaos of these random pieces and try to build something reasonable...”
– Tetris creator Alexey Pajitnov, on why his game has proven popular among women.
